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Informações pessoais

Sou:

jake Bullet, 40 anos de idade, masculino, heterossexual

De:

Bristol, Reino Unido

À procura:

Ninguém

Idiomas:

Inglês

Profissão:

Cybernautic detective

Rendimentos:

Médio

Relacionamento:

Comprometido

Filhos:

Não, e não quero nenhum

Religião:

Agnóstico

Tabaco:

Nunca

Beber:

Nunca

Signo do Zodíaco:

Leão

Como eu pareço

Etnia:

Branco

Tipo de corpo:

Médio

Comprimento do cabelo:

Médio

Cor do cabelo:

Castanho

Cor dos olhos:

Cor de avelã

Altura:

5 ft 10 in (178 cm)

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Now ladies i KNOW you took one look at my photo and received an instant sponge between your legs but seriously..im not interested. Please refrain from sending me nude photos in an attempt to try and persuade me otehrwise. In the past women have even sent me their first born children, which didn't work. They are now in fulltime care (the children not the women) and will be appearing On Jeremy Kyle in the near future.

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plateman85 Anfitrião há 10 anos

a gibblegobble : Gave you a chuckle? Which one Barry or Paul? ;)

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Profile gave me a chuckle mate. Kudos x

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mavuk1 há 11 anos

HAHAHA. My mummy told me i was special too !!!! Not gonna let my miss,s see your profile.She might dump me . you have any content ?????

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plateman85 Anfitrião há 11 anos

a dirtylancscouple : Well this is quite understandable and is becoming rather a habit. Maybe i should have uploaded a less attractive photo of myself to save any embarrassment from females like your good lady wife. Please break it to her gently that while i appreciate her trying to find this "extremely attractive young man" ( A direct quote from my Mother only last night.)I would have to refuse her advances as I don't like to break up marriages and families. However, if she were willing to divorce you I would be happy to reevaluate the situation. Thank you for your kind comments on my profile and hope you have a good Day. - Jake B =)

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dirtylancscouple há 11 anos

Top profile guv, made me laugh..... Mrs on the other hand received an instant sponge between her legs and has left me. Muttered something about Bristol and "mmm, must find him", whatever that means...

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